I actually found this to be a very well written satirical read. I sincerely enjoyed reading it and I am a very strong Trump supporter. Of course, I understand that you’re a liberal just reacting to the fact that Trump is going to beat Hillary in the general even if she somehow escapes the FBI’s clutches.

I understand that Trump makes some bizarre statements and I sometimes cringe just a bit when he does, but he is the guy that is going to clear out the business as usual crowd in DC. Therefore, I need to do all I can to help him get to the Whitehouse. Still, your skill as a writer shines through even when you are trying to hit a nerve. If you want to have some real fun you should do a similar article about Hillary, bringing up all of her scandals and missteps. You would do a great job with it.