Top Stories for October 6, 2014

House Speaker John Boehner’s approval rating has gone down since April. He’s simply having a hard time keeping it up.

Hewlett Packard is said to be splitting into two different companies. They were about to print out the details but couldn't get the printer to stop flashing PC load letter.

Gay marriage is now legal in 30 states. The other 20 states are still trying to convince people not to be gay.

Lebron James said it was great to back in Cleveland playing in front of his hometown fans. Unless of course the Cavaliers don’t win a championship then he’ll happily play somewhere else.

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are expecting a child. The rumor is that this is the best thing Ryan Reynolds has ever made.

A school district in Washington state is removing swing sets from the playground after they have been deemed “risky” by insurance companies. By this time next year, the companies hope to cancel recess.

Nobel Prize season is upon us. Look for all your favorite laureates on the tweed carpet.

A protester’s “To Do” list in Hong Kong gets out of control.