Top Stories for October 7, 2014

Ambulance drivers moving a Spanish nurse infected with Ebola or Walter and Jesse from Breaking Bad?

Vice President Biden is wrapping up his “apology tour” to Middle East allies due to his comments saying they have backed extremist groups in Syria. Meanwhile, former CIA director Leon Panetta started his “sorry, I’m not sorry tour” for his memoir that criticizes President Obama’s decisions on the Islamic State over the last three years.

A report on the restaurant industry showed that sexual harassment toward waitresses is rampant. The owner of Hooters said he didn’t see the problem since that is his business model.

Los Angeles Dodger Matt Kemp blamed the home plate umpire’s wide strike zone for their loss to the St. Louis Cardinals in game 3 of the playoffs. Kemp then yelled at his arms for not swinging the bat.

The supreme court is hearing the case of an inmate who wants the right to grow a beard. Hipsters were seen outside chanting in support of the prisoners.

A new glass floor has been installed on the first level of the Eiffel Tower. Now Parisians can be clearly seen shaking their head at tourists in disgust.

Once again International Monetary Fund Managing Director Christine Lagarde got off topic and went on a tangent about her preferred penis size.

Ebola or Breaking Bad?