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Del Griffith from “Planes Trains and Automobiles” would be the worst. Let’s be honest, planes are like 99.9% safe so these outlandish situations don’t happen in real life. However, the non-stop talking, taking your shoes off, and invading your space is a real life problem and, frankly, I want nothing to do with it.

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