This may or may not be accompanied by a torrent of obscenity directed at the subject by the owner.
For best results before you roll, you may wish to choose a body of still, dank, polluted sludge…

In my case, it is “will be accompanied by a torrent of …” Add: recently dead fish is an especially good scent as it will persist through multiple baths. As in at least 50 (i.e. years). In fact, you will never be the same!

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