And remember, if you can’t climb it, you can usually pee on it!

Or roll on it. With your right ear first, down to your side. Then turn over and make sure to get your left side. Repeat at least three times. Ignore your owner who is screaming like a mad woman. Then turn over on you back and roll, roll roll. You can see why this one didn’t make the list :)

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