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Twitter: Elizabeth Dunne

On Tuesday, at 01:06 am, I received an email from a hitman who’d been hired to kill me.

Have you had this experience too? If you’re not trying to kill me but want to talk about the fun that is email marketing or UI design, connect with me on Linkedin or find me on Twitter.

I knew it wasn’t real. Mainly because I don’t know anyone who’d want to kill me. And, thankfully, I don’t know anyone with a grudge who has £50,000 spare to finance such an act. At least I don’t think so.

I have been paid to assassinate you.

Elizabeth Dunne

Champion of #remotework, Dork #podcaster, Opinionated #UIdesigner | Suffers often from first world problems.

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