I went to a beautiful funeral last week. Hosted by the man it was for. My dear friend John…

My nephew just died. Saturday. 36. Or was he 37? Doesn’t matter at this point. He’s dead now. And lots of people wish they’d called. You know, called. Not a text. Not a FB fucking…

So. Saturday night I got this swell award from my alma mater OCAD-U. Distinguished Alumni of some sort. But hey, here’s the best part. I got to say what I wanted to millennials. My heart goes out to them. Everywhere.