Untangling The “What-Year-Does-A-Decade-Start-On” Debacle

Ian Mallett
12 min readJan 2, 2020

The surest way to ruin a party is to be a pedantic git.

Scene: New York City, midnight, a crowded fourth-floor apartment. Through the window, man-made lights and thunder herald the new year: a rare moment of excited relaxation, perhaps joy. Companionship, accentuated with champagne, illegal fireworks, and the sociability of dear friends.

Photograph by Designecologist | Pexels

At-least, that’s what it should have been. The countdown ensues — 10, 9, 8, . . . — when the clock strikes into the manic silence, the room goes berserk. A dozen people jump high or detonate party-poppers. A woman’s champagne glass shatters in an embrace, but she kisses her lover just the same.

“2020! A new decade!”, someone shouts. And, from the peanut gallery of smartphone-augmented popular culture, the response trickles out: “The next decade starts in 2021!”

Adapted from an obligatory XKCD (#2249)

This archetypal story played out in New Year’s celebrations throughout the nation — and indeed, modulo some cultural differences — the world. For westerners, New Year’s is a time for reminisce and celebration — and yet in the first precious seconds of 2020, a thousand arguments were ignited over petty semantics…

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Ian Mallett
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CS-researcher/liberal-elitist/ally/musician. STEM/C++/raytracing/hard-sci-fi/espresso/thai/snark/math. Truth and niceness are the most important things.