My Ball Team Is Falling Apart at Worst Possible Time

5/17/2017

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Both? At Once?

I counted on them. Just the thought of them got me through a horrible winter.

Every fan knows what I am saying: the unique place of baseball — seasonally correct, holding promise of a new spring.

My team happens to be the Mets, already sinking toward the lower depths, but fans of other teams will recognize the angst: for this I dreamed all winter?

I see Curtis Granderson floundering and I see Asdrubal Cabrera falling apart — two of my favorite players, with intelligence and humor and a fine body of work, who were so fine last season. This is hard to watch.

I am allowed to root. One of the liberations of retirement is shucking professional neutrality. I obsessed about the Mets’ pitching staff, all those talented kids, and I saw the Mets beating out the under-achieving Nationals.

I needed the Mets to thrive, particularly since that sickening night in November when a candidate we New Yorkers knew as a damaged charlatan was elected, ick, but I cannot say it.

I tried to get through the winter with partisan television news — squirmed through rude interruptions of guests, daydreamed through 20-minute rambles with two minutes of content, rolled my eyes at the harmless repetitions of the word “lies,” as if they did any good.

Everybody reacts differently. People I know are developing a cursing syndrome when McConnell and Ryan ooze into view. Tim Egan called Ryan an “Irish undertaker.” I think he meant unctuous. With my Irish passport, I laughed out loud. Felt good. For 30 seconds.

I tried behavior modification. I cannot listen to my large collection of rock and folk and country and jazz on my iPod. No mood for The Band or Stevie Wonder or Iris Dement or The Dead.
Songs of lost love and rolling down the highway don’t do it right now.

In mid-winter I listened to chamber music and waited for DeGrom and Céspedes and Familia, when his mini-suspension was over.

Here comes the sun. Here comes the sun. Here comes the sun. It’s all right.

But now we are a month and a half into this season, and the Mets look done. This is not their year. I know, I know, this is not the loyalty of a true fan, but I covered a zillion games of baseball and I can tell a team that has too many flaws. What’s up with the Alleged Dark Knight?

In the same way that I assess my broken ball team, I assess my homeland. I thought the damaged goods would be returned to sender, like some bad Amazon purchase, within 18 months, and it could happen sooner.

But the Democrats look like an expansion team — too old, too callow, no core. I scan the prospects among the majority party for enlightened, idealistic action: I see stirrings of conscience in Graham and Collins. I really like John McCain from having interviewed him once; if you spot him approaching 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue with a couple of cohorts, let me know.

I watched Ben Sasse — a fresh face, a note of hope, like Michael Conforto of the Mets — during the hearings the other day and thought, this guy could actually have intelligence and courage.

But I’ve been wrong before. I thought my ball team would give me spring-to-autumn diversion.
Now I peek at them, through spread fingers, like a child, for an inning here or an inning there. (I’m even happy for Yankee fans. First time in my life.) 
It’s mid-May and I have lost hope for my team.

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