Rested Clinton KO’s Her Personal Bum-of-the-Month.

10/22/2016

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“All pink and powdered up”

Trump is out on his feet.
He is bragging about his stamina, how he is making two-three-four appearances a day, but he looks punch drunk.

Poor old feller hasn’t learned one of the great lessons of life — take a nap. Refresh your brain. Have an inner life.

Whom are we going to believe, Trump or Yogi Berra? In one of his most famous Yogi-isms, Berra revealed the secret of life: “I usually take a two hour nap from one to four.” You do the math.

Trump, 70, has been accusing Hillary Clinton, who turns 69 on Oct. 26, of lacking stamina. He mocked her for coming in off the road to recharge her batteries.

Then, in their third debate last Wednesday, she looked like Minnesota Fats (Jackie Gleason), showing up in a fresh three-piece suit for a late-night pool match with Fast Eddie (Paul Newman) in the movie “The Hustler.”


Just one glimpse of his refreshed opponent un-nerves Fast Eddie: “You look beautiful, Fats, just like a baby, all pink and powdered up.”

Same thing the other night. If this were boxing, the ref would have called the fight.

Trump is the modern reincarnation of Joe Louis’s Bum of the Month, over and over again.

Trump doesn’t even know when to shut up. He yapped about Clinton’s need to take a drug test. Then she showed up for the Al Smith Dinner, and let him have it:

“Donald wanted me drug tested before last night’s debate. And look, I gotta tell you, I am so flattered that Donald thought I used some sort of performance enhancer. Now actually, I did: It’s called preparation.”

Trump cannot prepare. I realized this 30 years ago, from several sports interviews with him, that Trump cannot process information. He has a serious flaw somewhere. His wiring is screwed up. He has not even learned the benefit of a retreat into sleep.

“Sleep that knits up the ravell’d sleave of care.” Of course, MacBeth had problems.

Even a 15-minute nap will suffice. I have seen teams use “blue rooms” for centering players’ minds — letting them prepare their image of themselves in the game to follow.

There are all kinds of lists about great people who knew enough to shut down, to let the mind and soul refresh. Churchill. Leonardo da Vinci. Eleanor Roosevelt often took naps before making a speech. I bet Hillary Clinton knows that.

Donald Trump Currently.

Yogi Berra in His Navy Days
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