I Am A Cyclist, And I Am Here To Fuck You Up
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How dare you use the streets!

You and your farmer’s market should wake up to the needs of the masses.

And we need for you to fit in with the rest of us. Don’t try and be different. Don’t try to make a difference. My quality of life will not permit it. My lukewarm desires for what is on TV/FaceBook/Big Box Stores demand, as far as I know, that you want the same things.

And stop being so mindful and happy. It’s like you live your life on purpose or something. Freethinker!

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