A Dad Joke for Thanksgiving Dinner

Gérard Mclean
Nov 25 · 1 min read

A three-legged dog walks into a bar, hops up on the barstool and barks to the barkeep, “Give me a beer.”

The barkeep slides a beer over to the dog and asks, “you in town fur long?”

The dog replies, “just long enough to find the feller what shot my paw.”

Gérard Mclean

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