Dude, can you write my novel in November? I have a story outline but I just need to find the time to become a hermit and bang it out. It seems like you have that skill and experience AND you can ghost write a book for as much as I can’t pay you.

I jest, of course… I have a distinctive voice and we would just be banging heads. But I do need to get that story out of my head… maybe I’ll serialize chapters on Medium…

Now that we have established crunchy peanut butter is way better than creamy, do you have any opinions on the bread? Or are you one of those folks who just dips into the jar and eats with a spoon? Can we talk fluffernutters? I got questions…..