Gonna embarrass myself and assume that question was not rhetorical:

I can rock out chair dance to Taylor Momsen. And impersonate various inanimate objects on twitter. And wait on line… the only really useful skill I learned in college… the old school college where you had to show up with paper and pencil to register for classes at the one building you could register for classes…. at 6am… on a Tuesday…

Waiting on line allows me to tolerate almost anything because:

1. Mind can escape while body remains present and moving… like an inchworm, but moving… very hard to slow down a mind that races to the crawl of an imposed physicality to achieve a goal..
2. Yeah, I forgot the second thing…

Love everything about this article. Thanks for sharing your escape skills!