HA! Now I’m going to start making calls to find that person. Little known fact; the Capital Police have an entire stable underneath the National Mall. It stretches forever and there are entrances where the mounted police can emerge from any point on the mall. It’s wild! Been there only once but I probably shouldn’t say anymore, only — as I know you penned that comment in jest — knowing they have a stable with a lot of horses, actually makes it quite plausible.