LOL, I so rarely say anything in monotone!
I mostly pretend I am a Shakespearean actor in a dimly-lit theater, strutting and fretting passionately to an audience of three birds, a hobo and a monkey.
My appearance belies my soul.
I think I will pull out an old essay about when I first discovered my face from many years ago and publish that today.
Just for you. Because you are also elite!