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LOL, I so rarely say anything in monotone!

I mostly pretend I am a Shakespearean actor in a dimly-lit theater, strutting and fretting passionately to an audience of three birds, a hobo and a monkey.

My appearance belies my soul.

I think I will pull out an old essay about when I first discovered my face from many years ago and publish that today.

Just for you. Because you are also elite!