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David Kadavy

Nailed it.

Now it’s all about me for a minute in the comments because you didn’t quite nail what I was thinking and I want to make sure I inject my own opinion on top of your experience. By commenting, I have now obligated you to interact, even if superficially by clicking the damn green heart.

Click that damn heart, you monster! DO IT NOW.

Ok, now we’re cool.

Now read my sh*t.

And this. It is a formula that will improve your life. You owe me! I read your sh*t. I expect green hearts.

(All of this is snarky sarcasm. We cool, right?)