Read right past this part. Sorry. Happy belated birthday to you!
Randomly Me
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Thank you. I had cake, the only day of the year I allow myself this indugence. I’m an Aries, so my appetite for carnal pleasures like cake is insatiable.

I wrote about the experience in a furious, passionate, lustful essay on my new old typewriter, though, so the memory is now indelibly imprinted on my noggin.

I’m trying.