CHUNKS magazine

Patrick

This is a story all about Patrick, which Patrick told me yesterday.

Patrick and his friend (I forget his friend’s name) were at the water cooler this morning, discussing the issues of the day. And Patrick, not being a fan of soccer, but being very polite, was politely listening to him…

We’ve all got that one friend

Yeah, yeah, we all know what you’re thinking. Sophie just cancelled on you for the third time! Jonno baked “muffins” because it’s his “birthday” and they just happened to be fucking delicious. Tara, in a fit of pique, has bought a gerbil and used it as a muse for her upcoming…

I saw the sign

And it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign.

But where do you belong? Let us know in the comments!