混搭是门艺术。

有人开了个头:十年生死两茫茫,不思量,forever young …….

于是就有了

众里寻他千百度,蓦然回首,Hey,how do you do。

云中谁寄锦书来?super high ,suck guy!

人生得意须尽欢,be a man,use your hand

身无彩凤双飞翼,Get away from me!

天生我材必有用,I can play football..

春城無處不飛花,let’s go to the cinema

问君能有几多愁,as a boy without a girl (这句好美啊…)

问君能有几多愁,easy come easy go

春眠不觉晓,yo yo check it out

问世间情为何物,what the fuck can I do

曾经沧海难为水,what the fuck did you say

无可奈何花落去,I miss you missing me

此情可待成追忆,let it be

争渡,争渡,惊起一滩鸥鹭,who and who?

林花谢了春红,太匆匆,where is my iphone?

感时花溅泪,Changes is never too late~

满园春色关不住, Friday is coming soon~

床前明月光,there’s something wrong~

两只黄鹂鸣翠柳,what place shall we go

空山新雨后 fire in the hole

两情若是长久时,you jump ,I jump

江山如此多娇,you are so small,惜秦皇汉武,too simple;唐宗宋祖,sometime naieve。 一代天骄,成吉思汗,can’t play football。俱往矣,数风流, die all

也有人说身无彩凤双飞翼,get away from me。

天下掉下个林妹妹,Whatever I’am a gay。

还有的说巅峰之作是 但使龙城飞将在,Come on baby don’t be shy 。黄河之水天上来,Can you feel the love tonight?雕栏玉砌应犹在,Baby baby one more time.最绝的则是安能摧眉折腰事权贵,I would rather be a guy.

这些其实都并非难事,我也可以张口就来:

“春色满园关不住,I would like joining too。”

“五花马,千金裘;Nothing gonna change my love for you。”

“抽刀断水水更流,Everything I do do it for you。”

“云横秦岭家何在,I believe I can fly。”

以上的只是文字游戏,做不得数的。

但下面的混搭实在是一种美:上联subway,railway,highway,way way to die。 下联investigator,officer,announcer,sir sir to lie。横批welcome to china!

去他妈的风声雨声读书声,国事家事天下事!

Old Man and the Shit 陈男旧屎

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Here are the words with most shit since we poo.这是有屎以来粪量最重的文字

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