混搭

混搭是门艺术。
有人开了个头:十年生死两茫茫,不思量,forever young …….
于是就有了
众里寻他千百度,蓦然回首,Hey,how do you do。
云中谁寄锦书来?super high ,suck guy!
人生得意须尽欢,be a man,use your hand
身无彩凤双飞翼,Get away from me!
天生我材必有用,I can play football..
春城無處不飛花,let’s go to the cinema
问君能有几多愁,as a boy without a girl (这句好美啊…)
问君能有几多愁,easy come easy go
春眠不觉晓,yo yo check it out
问世间情为何物,what the fuck can I do
曾经沧海难为水,what the fuck did you say
无可奈何花落去,I miss you missing me
此情可待成追忆,let it be
争渡,争渡,惊起一滩鸥鹭,who and who?
林花谢了春红,太匆匆,where is my iphone?
感时花溅泪,Changes is never too late~
满园春色关不住, Friday is coming soon~
床前明月光,there’s something wrong~
两只黄鹂鸣翠柳,what place shall we go
空山新雨后 fire in the hole
两情若是长久时,you jump ,I jump
江山如此多娇,you are so small,惜秦皇汉武,too simple;唐宗宋祖,sometime naieve。 一代天骄,成吉思汗,can’t play football。俱往矣,数风流, die all
也有人说身无彩凤双飞翼,get away from me。
天下掉下个林妹妹,Whatever I’am a gay。
还有的说巅峰之作是 但使龙城飞将在,Come on baby don’t be shy 。黄河之水天上来,Can you feel the love tonight?雕栏玉砌应犹在,Baby baby one more time.最绝的则是安能摧眉折腰事权贵,I would rather be a guy.
这些其实都并非难事,我也可以张口就来:
“春色满园关不住,I would like joining too。”
“五花马,千金裘;Nothing gonna change my love for you。”
“抽刀断水水更流,Everything I do do it for you。”
“云横秦岭家何在,I believe I can fly。”
以上的只是文字游戏,做不得数的。
但下面的混搭实在是一种美:上联subway,railway,highway,way way to die。 下联investigator,officer,announcer,sir sir to lie。横批welcome to china!
去他妈的风声雨声读书声,国事家事天下事!
