You should stick to stand-up comedy.
Having boobs and running a business is exactly the same as having a penis and running a business, except boobs are more aesthetically pleasing. I hope, at minimum, we can all agree on that.
That’s not going to happen. She did too good a job of making herself untouchable to all but the most risk-seeking employers. However, if she wants to volunteer at a soup kitchen, homeless shelter, youth after-school program,…