Bart the Buzzard by Ginny Baca

Basque bearded bizarre buzzard named Bartholamew was a balding, brusk busy bartender.

Bart, for short, busied himself busking and baking and butter rum making. Then he saw Barbara the buzzard with buxom breasts.

It was a love at first sight, until Bart heard Barbara’s hideous belching. Then he breathed the odor of her foul bad belches. A blend of rancid berries, fetid bone marrow, and decaying buffalo.

Once again, it was love.