The only reasonable ending to this movie (the only way I’ll watch) is if they don’t end up with stuffy white-collar middle-class jobs, getting married and having a baby and learning that being in debt for the rest of their lives will simply be a monkey on their backs eased only by happy hour and baby milestones — but instead completely revolt against the mainstream, default on their loans & do something actually comical like mailing the bank feces instead of a payment, and then [escape] move to Colombia to open a hostel.