By Gloria Steinem’s Logic, You’d Think I Was Drowning in Dick
1 min readFeb 7, 2016
“Yo, Holly, why do you go so hard for Bernie?”
“For the D.”
“Really?”
“Oh yeah, as a young, single woman, clearly my fervent commitment to the Old Man has been really a ploy to get young D.”
“I — how — no, I don’t believe it. You’re plainly so — “
“Utterly and completely sincere in all things I say and do in support of flipping every table that keeps women oppressed and voiceless?”
“Yes.”
“Well, according to Gloria Steinem, my feminism is a lie. I’ve been hunting D this whole time. Bernie Sanders is my thirst trap.”
“That seems so — inefficient.”
“Wildly so. To think I could just go on Tinder.”
“So why — “