Just Who Are the Radical Center?


The radical centrists are conservatives who would prefer if you didn’t bring up how much of their lifestyle depends on violence.

The radical centrists would like for you to forget that American capitalism is the exacting science of human expropriation.

The radical centrists are cowards who think if they just ignore the warning signs of automation, it’ll just go away.

The radical center raise their kids to think inequality is just what poor people deserve.

The radical center travel to Europe and come back with stories about how rude waiters are in countries that don’t treat waiters like shit.

The radical center thinks healthcare is a right. They just don’t think they personally have an obligation to fight for it.

The radical center finds it troubling to think of themselves as beneficiaries of a corrupt machine and so prefer to think nothing.

The radical center are the wives of hedge fund managers who love privilege but hate guilt so throw money at Schumer and call it activism.

The radical center knows exactly no one in a union and has no opinion one way or another about a matter that affects billions.

The radical center doesn’t actually care how many orphans are made daily because of American drones or the mercenaries we pay to terrorize.

The radical center is composed of people who think nothing of where the food on their plates comes from unless they suspect it’s gluten.

The radical center hasn’t yet given a single cold fuck if poor American children can ever afford to see a dentist.

Really the only thing radical about the radical center is their commitment to mayonnaise.