Marc Andreessen’s Bid for Secretary of Education
Another Plutocrat Poem in a Series of Bad Plutocrat Poetry
The best way to solve the education crisis is to destroy education.
Clearly, public education has provided America no unicorns
and Marc Andreessen has the solution.
We should liquidate its assets.
Children should bid for learning credits on the free market.
The empty classrooms should be AirBNBed.
The low-income parents of underperforming districts
will no doubt find it a fun challenge
finding a sitter for their kids on Taskrabbit
while earning less than a living wage.
Marc Andreessen has all the answers.
And my god he tweets them for free!
America, we are blessed.
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