What if Trump Lost His Hands to Dentata? Has Anyone Asked?

What if the reason Trump’s hands seem so small is because he once grabbed for a dentata and the only viable transplants were from a tiny body?

What if the reason Trump is so miserable towards women is because he lost his hands like Captain Hook to the rapturous mouth of a vaginal dentata?

What if this explains everything — the tiny hands, the misogyny, the lust to avenge himself against powerful women?

IT FINALLY ALL MAKES SENSE.