Agree, but cannot resist mentioning that JS actually does have control flow labels.

loop1: while (a < threshold1) {
  a++
  b = 0
  loop2: while (b > threshold2) {
    b--
    if (a === b) break loop1
  }
}

It’s as bad as (or worse than) any imperative code out there, and certainly not standard JS practice. You can only use labels with break or continue, so it’s not actually a GOTO. But it is very GOTO-like, especially in conjunction with continue.

Feel free to run screaming into the (purely functional) hills now.