Only Trump Trumps Trump

Glen Birbeck
Aug 22, 2017 · 2 min read

Sounds like marching troops doesn't it?

I must say, Ive been driven to say something by the shear level of numbness shown here. This is performance art. This is the Gods on Mount Olympus messing with us. Did I hallucinate a month of “Don’t look into the sun!” warnings? The fact than any at all are needed is a testament to the demographics of really numb folks in the general herd. Duh…. you take two cards, punch a pin hole in one and use the other as a screen. Rocket Science it ain't. Donald (POTUS, not the celebrated Duck) has an education culminating in his graduation from the prestigious New York Military Academy and nursery for spoiled rich kids. For service to the country during the Viet Nam war he was awarded four deferments and a really high number in the draft lottery. I am confident that somewhere during that education and brilliant military career he encountered a course called — “Don’t look directly into the sun you freaking idiot”. Another possibility is that, as he stated recently, he didn't need to learn since he was so smart. Didn't Bright Bart (a Simpson’s character, right?) do a spell helping Donald by reading to him selected stories from the National Enquirer? Wasn't one of the articles entitled “25 Celebrities share their secret for not going freaking blind in 15 seconds” on page 25 there are three columns of ten point which when boiled down and recast as 72 point type say “Don’t look directly at the sun, ever, period!!, you twit!” Donald is impervious to hyperbole and ridicule. Anything you might invent and attribute to him he tops…before hand!. Personality wise he is like some fundamental particle that only partially exists in this universe. I am reminded once again of the Irish curse, May you live in interesting times.

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Glen Birbeck

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Old in years, young in outlook, a snowbird traveling between Maine and Ecuador. Writing, drawing and building electronic toys, learning Spanish & German.

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