Adult Diaper Gang

ayatollah thiccomeini
Nov 1 · 2 min read

For some of us Meltdown May lasts a bit longer but for men like Modubush, Meltdown May is the labyrinthine Tartarus from which there is no escape.

Although Modebush is primarily known for getting yelled at on Twitter, he is also the writer of Keyoniru column, a rich, varicoloured tapestry of man shitting himself over events- a perennial theme of the arts. Time and time again Modebush has distinguished himself on the Internet by giving us galaxy-brain takes on government policy such as the time when he implied that women are asking men to fuck them to become pregnant and get 6 months of maternity leave- a chilling, yet much needed glimpse into the female mind as understood by someone who has never had sex correctly. Of course, by no means is Bush alone among middle-aged men who have dazzled us with a recondite understanding of Women™- like the scholar from Addu who said that State allowance for single-parents is encouraging women to get divorced- a statement that makes complete sense if you reflect on how all of us are hoping — nay praying — to get crippling constipation just to lay our hands on that sweet sweet Aasandha funded fibre supplements from GKT Pharmacy. Twitter users have seen many of these over the years.

Representation of Bushry writing his column

Modebush deactivated his twitter shortly after going on a blocking rampage –this author among the many victims — but has recently bounced back with shit-takes more intense than ever.

What essentially defines Modebush and his fellow members of the Adult Diaper Gang is the paranoia-laden tweet. Below are some notable examples:

Step 1: election on BJP Anniversary. Step 2: ????? Step 3: Enslavement
Wanted by the Secular Forces baby!

The pearl of this genre though most definitely is this coruscant tweet by Ibrahim Lutfy, a Waheed-era advisor, now in exile in the Alps (His most recent digital aneurysms have been in Arabic- make what you will of that).

A hundred years from now when climate change has scorched the earth black, alien archaeologists will sift through our digital remnants, find this tweet and use it to recreate the marvel that once was the human mind.

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