Hi, I’m Clayton
and I’m here to take your daughter to the dance
Aug 31, 2018 · 3 min read

I’m Paul. Sit down, Clayton. Sarah’s not going to be ready for a little while. You know women. I hope you‘re not in a hurry. What do you do in your free time, son?
I’m going to stop you right there. Please, call me Mr. Roberts or Sarah’s Dad. The only people who call me Paul are men I respect and my dear wife. No offense to you of…

