Quick refresher on the dangers down under

Visiting Australia soon?

When you’re up north, watch out for the crocodiles.

When you’re down south, watch out for the sharks.

And in-between, watch out for both the crocodiles and sharks.

In the bush, watch out for the eagles that are trying to snatch your children.

In the suburbs, watch out for the dive-bombing magpies

or the kangaroos picking a fight.

And when you’re in the air, watch out for the cows. Yes, because the cows will take down and destroy your helicopter.

Welcome to Australia. Stay safe.

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