Abbey Road Street Sign, London, England, by Sander Lamme via Wikimedia Commons

Top 10 Transport Equations

A Rock ‘n Roll Playlist

1. Late Departure + Tight Connection = Miss You
2. Bad Weather + Cancelled Flights = Limbo Song
3. Underground - Elevator/Escalator + Suitcases = No Way Out
4. Mass Transit + Rush Hour + Suitcases = Summer in the City
5. Yank + Rental Car + Left Side of Road = Roundabout
6. Toll Road - Map + Malfunctioning GPS = Money
7. Yank + Crosswalk + Left Side of Road = Live and Let Die
8. Bikes/Strollers/Wheelchairs + Cobblestones = Hell on Wheels
9. Texting + Walking = Crash Into Me
10. View Points + Acrophobia = Don’t Fear the Reaper

Final Words from the Beatles’ Abbey Road Album by Andreas Thum via Wikimedia Commons

Ellen Girardeau Kempler’s articles and essays have been published in the Los Angeles Times, the Christian Science Monitor, Westways and many other publications. She is founder and chief navigator of Gold Boat Journeys: Mind Trips for Writers, a Laguna Beach, California-based company dedicated to inspiring creative inspiration through focused exploration and travel.