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I’ve read alot of things on the ringer that made me laugh with how misguided they were. However, road house not being number 1 on the good bad movie rankings takes the travesty cake. Be honest. Who here has watched godzilla 98 in the past 5 years? Uh huh. And who here has watched road house in the past 5 years? Yep. Thought so. You know a movie is fucking awesome when you do a top ten quotes and realize there’s 20 more you could have put on there and didnt. Basically, road house used to fuck movies like godzilla in prison. Don’t worry, ringer staff, there’s always barber college.

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