gooseud
gooseud
Jul 21, 2017 · 1 min read

K. Austin Collins…..the godfather: meh, it was ok. Too long. Saved by a half decent performance by Pacino. Goodfellas: racist toward italians. Traffics in stereotypes. Airplane: not funny. Undone by racist jive talk scene. The matrix: it was ok. Too much black leather. Cultural appropriation of Asian martial arts by white guys. Citizen kane: meh. Boring. Troubles of rich white men. Rocky: not that great. Stereotypical Italian. Apollo should have won more easily. Not realistic. Empire strikes back: sequelitis. Lando Traffics in Stereotypes. Quit trying to make an extended universe happen. Mary poppins: below average. Doesn’t realistically deal with the class differences in our society. Any fast and the furious movie: fucking incredible. I jizzed in my pants just watching the opening credits. Academy awards imminent. Girls trip: the most insightful look at the racial issues facing society ever made. Makes do the right thing look like an after school special. Amazing. Top notch. I wept with joy at its incredible accomplishments in every single facet of filmmaking. Library on Congress enshrinement richly deserved.

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