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So next week, Justin charity or whoever will be publishing the ringers weekly “8000 word ode to a rapper no one on earth gives a shit about”. It’ll be a detailed breakdown of the bitter beef between Lil Jabroni, a corn-core rapper from the suburbs of Lincoln Nebraska, and The Spirit of the Woods, from Williamsburg Brooklyn, who only uses nature sounds as his beats, as in his song Buzz Buzz featuring only bees on the track. I’m then going to go in the comments and in my best Hannah Giorgios unearnedly superior hipster drawl, announce that I “try to avoid beefs between untalented black dudes”.