Erika, as we say in Northern Ireland, “Yer sum woman!” I like your craziness.
Your drug deal scenario prompted a little secret of my own, I often jump in the back seat of my car , usually when waiting somewhere for my 17 teen year old, pull down the armrest and think I am Al Pacino as I read and drink my cappuccino, I might even play with the electric windows. Your husband is a lucky man to be serenaded with such literary outpourings. BTW photo for you captured this morning , neighbour cat, Best day. g