Boris Johnson reacted like his teeth were being drilled without anaesthetic. “Oh, hello” I thought.

We have some cute aphorisms in politics “never kick a man unless he’s down” and “if at first you don’t succeed, in wi the boot and in wi the heid”.

Let us add to them.

In the days of yore you used to rent a television from an outfit called Radio Rentals becuz in the days of yore-yore you used to rent a radio from them for your top, home entertainment, high-tech needs.

Radio Rental lives on only as rhyming slang but watching BoJo go right radio rental at being called the Prime Minister of England — I though we should really go dadio dental on this and drill all their teeths. …


Gordon Guthrie

Former SNP Parliamentary Candidate — Quondam Computer Boffin

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