Lori PalminteriSnobby, Bitch. Quiet, Weirdo.One of my closest friends in comedy confessed that when he first met me he thought I was a snob and kind of a bitch. We first met at a…Jul 14, 2019Jul 14, 2019
Lori PalminteriSome Guy Named RonIt’s my last day in Aruba. With an evening flight home to New York, I have the morning. There’s a spot about two miles away from the hotel…Jul 14, 2019Jul 14, 2019
Lori PalminteriBreakneck RidgeIt wasn’t the plan. The plan was to hike Bull Hill. But I couldn’t locate the trail. The first place my gps lead me to was a sketchy…Jul 14, 2019Jul 14, 2019
Lori Palminteri4.5White water rafting is best in the Spring. And by best I mean most dangerous. Because as the snow melts, the river levels rise and creates…Jul 14, 2019Jul 14, 2019
Lori PalminteriGoldfish3am. Tuesday morning. I’ve been home for three hours, asleep for two. My phone rings, and actually, it happens to be a night it’s both on…Jul 14, 2019Jul 14, 2019
Lori PalminteriDrunk. Mess.Sometime around this time last year, I got on the subway late at night after a gig. Music blasting in my headphones. To be honest, I don’t…Jul 14, 2019Jul 14, 2019
Lori PalminteriIrregularWhen I was in my early 20’s I had decided to donate my eggs. Not for any altruistic reason. They pay you $8000 to $10,000 to do so. As a…Jul 14, 2019Jul 14, 2019
Lori PalminteriThe GateThere were three things I had to adjust to when I moved from my childhood home with my parents out on Long Island to my home today, a cozy…Jul 14, 2019Jul 14, 2019
