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Quote Categories. Top 100 (True love, hot) — Author List — Photo Quotes — About Life..!! Latest Funny Quotes !!!!. Home -Latest Funny Quotes. “When we work together i brings my brains not my EGO…. !!!!!!!”. True love is “truly amazing”, only when it is “truly true”, If you are “hotter” than me, then that means I am “cooler” than you. :( I walk around like “everything is fine”, but deep down “inside my shoe”, my sock is “sliding off” :( . !!!! The traffic is “so slow today”, that I read two books, ate-lunch, dinner, replied-to all my emails, and I still have not “got to work yet” !!!!.
 
 
 
 ❤ If you are “hotter” than me, then that means I am “cooler” than you ❤ .
 
 
 
 !!!! The traffic is “so slow today”, that I read two books, ate-lunch, dinner, replied-to all my emails, and I still have not “got to work yet” !!!!.
 
 
 
 :( I walk around like “everything is fine”, but deep down “inside my shoe”, my sock is “sliding off” :( .
 
 
 
 :) I found the hotel with the “most stars in the world”, It has an open roof so you can “see them all” :) .
 
 
 
 !!!! I do not know how to “act my age”, because I have never been this “old before” !!!!.
 
 
 
 !!!! My cell phone is “acting up”, I keep pressing the “home button” but when I look around, I am still “at work” !!!!.
 
 
 
 :) :) When I am at work I can “fall asleep instantly”, but when I am in my bed I can “hardly fall asleep” :) :) .
 
 
 
 :) Whenever I clean “my closet”, I take a GPS with me, so I can find “my way back” :P .
 
 
 
 !!!! Single and ready to get “nervous” around anyone, I find “attractive” !!!!.
 
 
 
 :) :) :) My kitchen cleaner says “for a clean kitchen”, so I can not use it, “mine is dirty” :) :) :) .
 
 
 
 :P :P I am “so broke”, I can not even, I afford to fill up “my bicycle” :) :) .
 
 
 
 :P :P :) I just wanted you to know that “somebody cares”. Not me, but “somebody does” :P :P :) .
 
 
 
 :) :) I lost “some weight once”, but I found it again in “the fridge” :) :) .
 
 
 :) :) Life is “too short” to worry about “matching socks” :) :) .
 
 
 ❤ :) True love is “truly amazing”, only when it is “truly true” :) ❤ .
 
 
 
 :) :) Your idea is “completely terrible…”, so what time shall “we do it?” :) :) .
 
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 The day you decide to do, it is your lucky day….!!!!!!!!
 
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 When we work together, I brings my brains not my EGO…. !!!!

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