Last Stand @MaraLago
1 min readJun 3, 2017
Post ‘accidental’ treason, Trump barricades himself within his beloved Mara Lago. Who will extract him first —Kathy Griffin, the Sexy Iranian Guard, or Chinese commandos? Obviously, the Clinton Foundation can’t trust the American military — NATIONALISTS!!!
My money’s on Miss Griffin.
Either way, Last Stand @MaraLago will be the greatest pay-per-view extravaganza in the history of television. Bigger than Christ’s crucifixion, even! No one is spared, or gets out alive.
Last Stand @MaraLago is Trump’s final gift to the world — exclusively on Dish Network for $89.99. A very good deal.
COMING UP NEXT on GrahamBling — maybe.
I want to write it — I don’t have time to write it — should I write it? Hmmm…
