Stupid Musings #12

Content marketers with ridiculous growth targets— might I suggest a moratorium on the below?

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Well, that’s why We at [Random Startup]

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As an alternative, might I suggest,

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Or, a highly optimized template for brand storytellers,

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Myself, I’m partial to the transformative one.