The Story Behind This Spinoff — Tantalizing!

Imagine — emotionally charged standoffs, investor meltdowns, budget/KPI crises, frantically penciled mission statements. Panic at the disco is full tilt boogie. Eject Eject EJECT!

Oh oui, if that van der Westen Speedster could talk! All the ingredients of a riveting story are present.

Alternatively, everything’s cool — safe and sound. Kids still going to Stanford — Knob Hill retirement (at 42) assured. Good night, Zzzzzz.