As with all marketing plans, there’s an attribution problem here. Yet…if my robot army could create millions of ridiculously cheap content marketing pieces…politically-based, seo-friendly, copy-pasta, spatial-temporal-relevent-word-salad…if I could poison the mind of the great consumer unconscious…unhinge it… just a bit…not too much.
At what point will they convert…into Crest 3D Whitening toothpaste users…unquestioningly loyal brand advocates––WHEN?!
Cause I’ve drawn a line in the sand. The world will burn, and/or that 2¢ CPM is putting me on easy street. Finally, at last!
Mom, you threatened to yank the trust fund––if I didn’t go to med school. Yea, well…
Who’s the scantily clad celebrity skipping through waves of grain now — with Crest Whitening Toothpaste — brought to you by Procter and Gamble?! Yea, who?!
well…yea..it’s not me..it’s my employer, Omnicom. don’t laugh at me, mother!