Wtf?! Darth Revan grew up in Ridgewood. Ask any goddamn nerf herder. Common knowledge. Will Disney give props to Ridgewood — nope. Williamsburg…maybe. 😡
I’ve spent the last 37 hours…ideating…Christians have the Left Behind series. Everyone else has the Handmaid’s Tale. Someone should do a mashup. Kirk Cameron as commmander! Commander Kirk. Rolls of the tongue. I can’t stop sucking my teeth.