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Yep. For a copy/paste text and single image post, that would make sense. 
I’m looking into Aesop’s Story Engine and Editus as an alternative.

More realistically, if you guys know of a theme and frontend plugin that roughly approximates Medium — that would save me quite a bit of time/frustration. Perhaps, you are allowed to tell me :)

Keep me in the loop. On my end, I’ll report back if I find some success in the export process.

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