How to Expand Your Vocabulary
David J Pfeiffer

I approve of this article so much I am now going to be dead sarcastic. Wow, vocabulary and articulacy, what are you, some kind of pompous stuck-up idiot who thinks he’s Jane Austen or something? And you must be stuck-up because you don’t even use any swear words in this post like so many other people on Medium. You’re in serious danger of trying to raise some standards of civilized and intelligent interaction here. Just stop it. Go on Facebook and Twitter instead and learn how modern people really and naturally express themselves. Like baboons with a voicebox transplant.