PinnedGraham LilleyinILLUMINATIONThree Little Pigs — A True StoryOnce upon a time in a land far away, or a land nearby depending on where you are reading this, lived three little pigs.Aug 8, 202332Aug 8, 202332
PinnedGraham LilleyinBouncin’ and Behavin’ BlogsMy First Rejection!I’ve never written one of these before. There are so many articles on Medium about articles on Medium that I’ve never found a new or…Sep 6, 202348Sep 6, 202348
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Graham LilleyinBouncin’ and Behavin’ BlogsI Shouldn’t Have Put ‘Masturbation’ in the TitleSome of you may know that I recently took a break from writing on here. I started a new job that pays a lot better (Jesus, imagine a job…Aug 3015Aug 3015
Graham LilleyinBouncin’ and Behavin’ BlogsThe Result of a Severe Vitamin D Deficiency and Dangerously Excessive MasturbationThey shuffled like smelly spectres; stalling and silent. With collars pulled up over their mouths and hoods down over their eyes, all that…Aug 2914Aug 2914