“You’ve got a winner here in town!” — Buddy Ryan, introducing himself to hopeful Arizona Cardinals’ fans. We were soon to learn that he had much more in common with Johnny Carson’s attorneys, Bombastic, Bushkin, Llc. First, the continuous bombast and bullshit: the man knew nothing about being a head coach and motivating players. And then the bush league bullshit: drafting first round quarterbacks and scaring them to death with cast-off O-lines…the man never figured out the import of the O-line.

Now cometh both of the apples of his eye, neither of whom fell far from the tree, and I ask what tragic flaw has befallen the City of Buffalo to have to endure a season or two with these idiots. They have been trained to rant and rave on the sidelines and know their football jargon, but the only game they understand is the one that the great fool Buddy taught them.

Buffalo already has the worst weather in the lower 48 states, the football team has been underachieving: the beatings will continue until morale improves.